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Our Adventures Continue
 The rich, pasty-white, God-fearing Privileged People of Wyoming didn't have long to wait. Award-winning illustrator Artis Conception's latest comic book showing our Superhero Mayor "Doc" Savage battling evil Judge Meddel over the Wyoming Swimming Pool is now on your newsstands. The damsel in distress being rescued looks amazingly like Vicky Zwissler on Wyoming City Clown-cil.
Not to be outdone by the recent wave of Steve Chabothead's ILLEGAL rampage on over-taxed payers' dollars with lavish unsolicited mailers, Mean Jean Schmidt has stepped-up her ILLEGAL campaign game with a round of postcards inviting everyone, and we mean everyone at over-taxed payer expense, for coffee.
Perhaps The Oily Chabothead and TLB should quit turning their backs on the over-taxed payers by ILLEGALLY campaigning from their offices and use the money they’re wasting in unsolicited mailings to reduce the deficit spending they keep voting for.
The Chabot Campaign says since announcing his intention to run for Congress, Little John Cranley has conducted a campaign based almost entirely on false, negative attacks. Last Friday, he told another whopper at a major campaign event featuring Stevecia Reece where Cranley belatedly pledged support for the Voting Rights Act.
At the event, Cranley accused Congressman Chabot of voting for an amendment to block funding for enforcement of the Voting Rights Act. However, the Chabot campaign says the Congressional Record clearly shows Chabot voted to continue the funding – Roll Call Vote # 340.
To make matters worse, the Chabot campaign says Cranley distributed information to the media and voters that repeated this false assertion -- citing H.R . 5672, Vote # 342, 6/28/06. But closer examination shows that Roll Call Vote #342 was an amendment related to U.S. funding for the United Nations. But to Lying Liberals, spending money on their favorite causes is all that’s important, not that they be accurate in their criticism.
Speaking of lying liberals, paid solicitors were outside Meier's collecting signatures for two liberal referenda they want on the ballot. Their spiel was, "Sign, so we can put it on the ballot so people can have a chance to vote for a minimum wage of $10.50." But how much were the people collecting signatures being paid? We’re sure it wasn’t $10.50 an hour.
 And did you see how Feckless Fishwrapper Huggable Howard just couldn't stop writhing in ecstasy when Lying Liberal DemocRAT Paul Hackett "endorsed" Sherrod Brown for Senate? Well, Duh! Who’d Huggable expect Hackett to endorse, DeWhine?
Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furball says poor Bill Walker can't play B'Ball for North College Hill because he's been a freshman for four semesters. Maybe he should've stuck to trying to pass his GED test, so he could follow Huggins and his kriminals to Kansas.
And, those Paul Reveres on Motorcycles coming directly from Denver to warn us about the illegal alien invasion are on their way from Springfield, Illinois to Lansing, Michigan today. We still haven't seen a media advisory on where and when Friday's big rally in Cincinnati will be.
Meanwhile, "In Russ We Trust" Jackson says at Tuesday night's meeting, the vote was unanimous to make the Whistleblower the official source of all news and announcements for the Anderson Township Republican Club.
And with their 50th Reunion coming up in only 73 more days, who will members of the Forrest Gump High School Class of 1956 pick to be their spokesman? Don't all volunteer at once, Class!
Cincynation points out for the past two days, the Columbus Mishmash had stories about Hamilton County, that you certainly never would’ve known anything about if you’d been dumbed down enough to rely on the Morning Fishwrap for news.
Mindy Graeter's (Comey and Shepherd) description of a home, she listed in Mariemont makes the Indian View home sound like an Indian Hill mansion. A "confident three-story home incorporates a classic symmetrical balance with a strong individual presence ...augmented by an inviting front porch… mullioned windows… shaded by the leafy canopy of a towering tree... ample yard dappled in shade... uplifting color... This same house in Norwood would cost $200,000 but because it is in the "elite almost-Indian Hill" it's listed for $549,000. Watch out! Our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor might do a drive-by re-reappraisal on this mother and raise the taxes of every home on the street, like the did when they jacked-up Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane's property values 41%.
And in a related item, guess what's coming to the Hamilton County Political Playhouse tomorrow. Call the Auditor’s Hand-picked Board of Revulsion at (513) 956-4035 for show times.
 Bluegrass Buffoons
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says NoKy Fishwrapper Patsy Crowley needed to change his Depends after writing his puff piece about Goof Doofus' helicopter arrival at the Fourth of July parades. Doofus-watchers weren't surprised. Doofus is showing he can piss away $3,700 of his contributor's money just as easily as he votes to spend the over-taxed payers' confiscated cash.
Miss Vicki says Monday afternoon a meeting of the "Governance" Subcommittee of the Vision 2015 Group was being held at the Metropolitan Club in Covington. But why was such a meeting being held "behind closed doors?" And why was the general public not invited to these meetings? Was this an effort of the UniButler to hold these meetings in his private dining room so he can secretly control what comes out of those meetings? Is it because the Huffs and the Graysons of the world don't want the general public to know they really don't have all of the answers? Or is this just another attempt by Billionaire Ralph Drees to squelch discussion on the real issues, the same way he conducts the meetings of the Kenton County Fiscally Irresponsible Court?
Finally, the illegal immigrants in Kamel the Photoshop Assassin's Graphic Arts Sweatshop need constant gratification to stay properly motivated. We hear there are already several new items waiting for release, like the one below.
 Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know, and certain people ought to be damn glad we don't.
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