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 Political Proding
Has Steve Chabothead begun paying attention to the Blower for calling him out for ILLEGALLY campaigning on over-taxed payers' dollars for seven straight months?
The wayward Congressman finally put up a website paid for with his campaign contributors. For the most part, it talks about what Chabothead tried to do, with pictures of Chabothead looking like he’s been ridden hard and put up wet in Washington.
The best part of the site features a commercial on how Chabothead began his dance with Big Oil -- at the pump as a gas station attendant. Of course, Chabothead's half-ass site conveniently forgets to mention how Chabothead went to Congress claiming that giving tax breaks to big oil companies amounts to corporate welfare and how he now votes to give big oil billions in tax breaks. The Chabothead website also fails to list all the oil companies that give his campaign money. And, yes, his website fails to account for how much oil it takes to keep that comb-over attached to his bald scalp. But, the Blower enjoyed finding out the origins of The Oily Chabothead.
  And if you think The Blower had to work hard to get Steve Chabothead to update his website, Resourceful Realtor Jason Gloyd says you should check out the "current" web page for the Hamilton County Auditor’s Board of Revulsion. Those are the up-to-date folks who've scheduled Charles Foster Kane's Landmark Case for July 13 after our Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor jacked up our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher's property values 41%.
Our Paul Reveres on Motorcycles might have spent the holiday in St. Paul on their way directly from Denver to warn us about the illegal alien invasion, but our illegals had their tents out and their grills glowing at 10 AM on Saturday and Sunday at the soccer fields on Kellogg. The remainder of the week-end partying was covering the grassy hillside and the beer bottles over flowed the garbage cans, AGAIN. Phone calls to the CRC only got a recorded message.
As all Blower readers know, the Supreme Court recently ruled that state legislatures may legally draw up new Congressional Districts as often as they like. As a result, Majority Leader Boehner has been working closely with the Republicans at the Statehouse to plan ahead for the certain loss of two Ohio Congressional seats, once the next Census is complete.
Today we have the proposed map, which “TaxKiller Tom" Brinkman will co-sponsor and which is already rumored to have widespread support.
Note that our National Embarrassment Mean Jean Schmidt will lose her entire Clermont County base to Majority Leader Boehner, but she picks up some of Ted Strickland's old district farther East. Clearly, she’ll be jettisoned then, if That Lying Bitch is still around.
 Ironically, the Cincinnati Pops Orchestra was performing at Riverbend last weekend and one of their selections was "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" from the Wizard of Oz. (No kidding!) Do you think they had our fine Congresswoman from Clermont County in mind when they did the programming? Will there be any Flying Monkeys in attendance? While it is not her day just yet, the song's prediction will someday ring true. That Lying Bitch can't survive forever with Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney, “Jaywalking Joe” Deters, Duffy “The Schmidt Slayer” Beischel, and Anderson GOP President "In Russ We Trust" Jackson continuing to target her.
Meanwhile, the highlight of yesterday's Fourth of July Parade in Anderson was not TLB getting booed. At least she left her “Character Matters” banner at home, which was good, since she’s not a convicted serial liar. The sentimental favorite was the "girls" from the Forrest Gump High School Class of 1956.
And today, award-winning illustrator Artis Conception offers some much needed perspective on the ongoing Wyoming Swimming Pool Controversy, showing us superhero Mayor "Doc" Savage battling evil Judge Meddel.
 Bluegrass Blurbs
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says round one of the NoKY political parades was completed during the weekend. The city of Independence held their July 4th parade on July 1st (go figure) and the political campaigns were the highlight of the parade. Here are a few observations from one innocent parade-watcher:
Goof Doofus arrived in style in his brand, new, dark and mysterious luxury helicopter. He was ushered in like a rock star and still had the same stupid look on his face now matter how fancy he now travels. Boy, that's a long way for a poor boy from Canada - the dude is clearly bought and paid for by his Washington K Street cronies.
The two prison reform judge candidates, Marcus Carey and Dan Zalla, had both of their campaigns decked out totally in black. Those guys are already in mourning for the tremendous losses they're going to be dealt in November.
No shows included mAdam "Still No-W-2" Koenig and Michael Liquid Plummer. Both are still licking their wounds and mAdam had to work since he now has a job as a greeter at Wal-Mart.
Scarry Garry Edmondson had his usual 20 vehicles.
Rodney the Crazy Evangelist had only two people walking in the parade with him so he just hitched a ride with Goof Doofus Davis and his clan of Amish walkers. We would tell they were Amish by the long dresses and high water pants the walkers were wearing.
Bitch McConnell and “Beanball” Jim Bunning stayed home because they are too old and grumpy to walk and wave to people.
Johnny MilkDud Middleton looked like an elephant trying to walk in the 90 degree heat. He was sweating profusely and tried to blame it on being soaked by a fire hose.
Billionaire Ralph Drees rode atop his little red convertible, and Scott "Pass the Biscuits" Kimmich drove an obnoxious white handicapped van covered with Republican stickers including one large sign that said "Just wait, next year I'll be Judge Executive."
Meanwile in Covington, Jerry Bamboozer must really be scratching his head now. "How did I not get the endorsement of the FOP? I mean I do let them escort me home after my drunken sprees in MainStrasse. I have all of them congregate in MainStrasse so that they can break up bar fights at 2:30 AM. I hire them to shut down streets in MainStrasse during festivals at the aggravation of the residents who live here. I just don't get it!" Maybe the Covington PD, FD, and citizens are finally wising up. A recent Fishwrap quoted the Bamboozer as saying, "they're relying on bad information" as to why they were not endorsing him. Could it be that he IS part of PROBLEM, and NOT part of the SOLUTION? Will he be able to weasel his way out of this one? Jerry's critics say if voters are wise enough, they'll see that this bar- promoting MainStrasse Village idiot, who lives in Latonia and has done no apparent good for that community because no one there contributes to him.
Finally, Holy Inbred Slippery Management, Batman! Did Claire "You'll Hate Working For Me" Moriconi teach her son who to treat Crazy Springs employees like crap, or did he teach her?
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people ought to be damn glad we don't.
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